JJ Hoax?

Originally, on the Spurs site it stated that 'Jenas is a doubt for Sunday', yet when I look today the post is gone?

ITK's are swarming over this and apparently JJ is joining Villa by the end of the week (err tomorrow then?) for a fee reported to be £10million.

Well, seeing as I havent been 'in this game' for very long; I havent necessarly had the chance to get my feelings across over him. So here we go. For some reason, I have the urge to talk about him in the form of a school report (fuck knows why)

Name: Jermaine Jenas
Class: Midfield (Box-to-box)
Grade: C-

Notes:
When he applys himself, he is a hard worker who will come out top of the class (see 5-1 vs Arsenal) but rarely does. Lacks confidence in himself and doesn't deal with pressure well. If he makes a mistake, he does have a tendancy to go missing for the rest of the day. His grades have slumped since his tutor Mr. Ramos left last year and has seemed to be in a long lasting sulk over an extensive period of time.

I also get the impression that some of the other children call him names. I have been told before by one of the other teachers that he was called Dhalsim - a popular character from the game Street Fighter, by many others and isn't enjoying his time in the playground.

Overall, he is a friendly person who (when applys himself) can be one of the best in the class and even the school. He enjoys playing football in the playground, but its a shame he hasn't been picked for the school football team. Good but could do better.

Mr. Levy - School Headmaster.

But seriously, he is a decent player but lacks the confidence/ self belief/ arrogance of the Gerrards and Lampards of this world. If this is true and he does leave for Villa? Well good luck to him I say.

ps. Nice to see Darren 'Do I want to join Sunderland? Yes' Bent scored on his debut. He's going to do well there and I for one sault him!